"If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas."
HOW THE CYNIC FALLS IN LOVE
When I realized I loved you
it was not romantic
Not flush with pink roses & wine
but rather normal
Rather standing in line at CVS
clutching a four pack of peanut butter cups
& cold medicine
It was a quiet realization
Like checking the weather I was currently standing in
"Huh. It’s a bit warmer
than I would have guessed.”
Sheesh Darth, don’t step on my swag.
(Source: , via vroengard)
"ODYSSEUS: dont you think we should sacrifice to apollo
AGAMEMNON: dont you think you should suck my dick
[plays guitar solo, badly]"